August 2012
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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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July 2012
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I FINALLY WATCHED THE 2 HOURS LONG SERIES FINALE OF SMALLVILLE [[MORE]] MICHAEL ROSENBAUM!!! AND, “I’m sorry I couldn’t save you, Lex” KILLED ME. Tess died in the most badass way as she should. My hat off to the writers. I’m a massive Clana shipper (SPEAKING OF LANA, WHERE WAS SHE?) but Tom and Erica’s chemistry was absolutely perfect and satisfying. Aaron...
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After what seemed like an eternity, I finally got my best friend to watch Skins and you know what she said when she was watching series 5? I chuckle at anyone who thinks Mini was always straight
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darkisthesky asked: that photoset of tragedies with mini and alo as one was the best thing on tumblr this month, just had to tell you!
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cumberbass: that moment when you realize that you’re in love with so many famous people or fictional characters that you wonder if your heart could love an ordinary person
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itsonlydarbs asked: mimi needs to wax her eyebrows
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